Mayer is working on a new album. Cant wait to hear! But after reading some of these comments, I can totally understand why someone would go incognito in the wilderness.Learning lap steel.
Just brushing Barbie, Belle and Rapunzel’s hair with my 2 year old. It felt so fucking awesome to tear through that hair with the brush and not hear any screaming.
–(via kellyoxford)
Amen!
Via eject
As far as I’m concerned, anyone wearing these shoes is just begging me to stare at their feet.
My daughter is a one-year-old badass. She wears her Dora sunglasses everywhere and doesn’t even take them off when she’s inside.
– Love that girlAfter watching everyone all dressed up at the Royal Wedding, I felt like a loser putting on my casual Friday clothes.
When a woman tells me that it’s her husband’s birthday, my first thought is, “I know which one of us will be wearing lingerie tonight…
I’m convinced that Easter candy companies intentionally prey on mothers with PMS. It’s almost impossible to assemble my daughter’s Easter basket without eating half of her candy. Stupid chocolate bunnies.
